All The World Is Mad

a haiku about making pasta

la-peque:

god fucking dammit
does it really take that long
for water to boil

Via reallycoolstorybro


I don’t know what the guy who lives above me dropped, but it sure was heavy


Does anyone have a manga to suggest? I love horror, gore, ummm yeah…



(Source: caoine)


zavocado:

substantialityou:

mockiinggays:

i ask to myself why is my dash so dead but then i look at the cock and it’s 2am 

I didn’t know cocks could tell time, that’s one talented cock you have there.

roosters are known to make calls early in the mourning

Via ZAVOCADO: The Blog on Fire!
  • Class is too quiet
  • Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.
Via You alone can make my song take flight.

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

(Source: rubywhiterabbit)

Via You alone can make my song take flight.




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