thegirlwiththedragonobsession:

averagebare:

one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher 

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iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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koteddo:

lolsofunny:

koteddo:

koteddo:

koteddo:

My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………

updateI joined the party

NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP

(lol here!)

WHAT NO DON’T LOL THERE THIS POST IS MINE

koteddo:

lolsofunny:

koteddo:

koteddo:

koteddo:

My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………

update
I joined the party


NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP

(lol here!)

WHAT NO DON’T LOL THERE THIS POST IS MINE

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Anonymous asked:

How the hell is drake going to finger u if you don't have a vagina???

I think I'm funny Answer:

abomasnow:

you silly little fool

And next on “how do you not-hetero”:
"How do you finger a penis?"

So December of last year I told a friend about how my parents had kicked me out but then changed their minds, and that the tension in the house was really difficult to deal with, I was just one slip away from possibly being homeless. While I was talking to said friend she dropped her phone and it got a crack on it, she called her Dad and he arranged for it to be replaced (just like that) and she informed me my issues weren’t serious enough for her to listen to me because she was upset her phone was cracked (it still functioned, by the way). She and I are no longer friends, she doesn’t understand what she did either.

she is so vain and self absorbed rose rants