a haiku about making pasta
god fucking dammit
does it really take that long
for water to boil
i ask to myself why is my dash so dead but then i look at the cock and it’s 2am
I didn’t know cocks could tell time, that’s one talented cock you have there.
roosters are known to make calls early in the mourning
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(Source: rubywhiterabbit)






